citico
07-29-10, 03:43 PM
> The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to
> express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to
> the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband,
> Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely
> crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if
> they could help him." You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in
> the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Tom must have
> experienced. "Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went
> on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." We prayed as the
> doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were
> able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap
> wire around it to hold it in place." Again, the men in the
> congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the
> horrible surgery performed on Tom. "Now," she announced in a
> quivering voice, thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the
> doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."
> All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and
> tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
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> A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Tom
> Smith." The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to
> tell my wife ........ the word is sternum."
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> express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to
> the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband,
> Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely
> crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if
> they could help him." You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in
> the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Tom must have
> experienced. "Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went
> on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." We prayed as the
> doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were
> able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap
> wire around it to hold it in place." Again, the men in the
> congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the
> horrible surgery performed on Tom. "Now," she announced in a
> quivering voice, thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the
> doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."
> All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and
> tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
>
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> SCROLL DOWN.......
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> A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Tom
> Smith." The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to
> tell my wife ........ the word is sternum."
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