Nick
09-08-03, 10:44 AM
Horowitz was feeling ill at work, and left at lunch time to go home. He
walked into the house and found his wife Fanny in the arms of another
man. He yelled at the interloper, "What right have you got to be
making love to my wife?"
The man answered calmly, "You may as well know that I am in love with
Fanny and I would like to marry her. I understand you're a gambler. Why
don't you be a good sport and play a game of gin rummy with me? If I
lose, I'll never see her again; if you lose, you must agree to divorce her.
"OK," replied Horowitz, "but just to make it a little more interesting,
why don't we also play for a dollar a point?"
walked into the house and found his wife Fanny in the arms of another
man. He yelled at the interloper, "What right have you got to be
making love to my wife?"
The man answered calmly, "You may as well know that I am in love with
Fanny and I would like to marry her. I understand you're a gambler. Why
don't you be a good sport and play a game of gin rummy with me? If I
lose, I'll never see her again; if you lose, you must agree to divorce her.
"OK," replied Horowitz, "but just to make it a little more interesting,
why don't we also play for a dollar a point?"