John Corn
09-19-03, 04:15 PM
Husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife
is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a
hard look at herself. "You know, love" she says, "I
look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is
all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my
butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my
arms are all flabby"
She turns to her husband and says..... "Tell me
something positive to make me feel better about
myself" He thinks about it for a bit and then says ...
"Well......there's nothing wrong with your eyesight. :eek2:
:D
is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a
hard look at herself. "You know, love" she says, "I
look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is
all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my
butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my
arms are all flabby"
She turns to her husband and says..... "Tell me
something positive to make me feel better about
myself" He thinks about it for a bit and then says ...
"Well......there's nothing wrong with your eyesight. :eek2:
:D