HappyGoLucky
02-27-04, 10:04 AM
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do they call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked
"That's a daddy longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well, we're not having any of THAT crap in our garden!"
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do they call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked
"That's a daddy longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well, we're not having any of THAT crap in our garden!"