Computer = Female

[John Corn]

Reason #5: Not even their creator can understand their logic.

Reason #4: Even if you make a tiny mistake it is saved to their memory for future reference.

Reason #3: The language they use to talk to other computers makes absolutely no sense to anyone else!

Reason #2: The message, "Bad command or filename," is around the same as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you then I am definitely not going to tell you!"

Reason #1: If you make a commitment to one, you will find yourself spending half of your money on different accessories for it

[MarkA]

Sexist. That's about all I can say about that. We must promote equality. Specifically, we must work to fulfill the dream of Susan B Anthony (most modern feminists just want the demoralization of society IMHO, but Susan B Anthony was a great woman).

[John Corn]

Mark, my suggestion would be just avoid this forum. I only say this out of respect for your feelings.