Nick
03-21-04, 08:49 AM
A blond police officer pulls over a blonde in a
convertible sports car for speeding. She walks
over to the car and asks the blond driver for some
I.D. The blond convertible driver searches through her
purse in vain. Finally she asks, "What does it look
like?" The blond police officer tells her "Its that thing
with your picture on it."
The blond driver searches for a few more seconds,
pulls out her makeup compact, opens it, and sure enough sees
her picture in the mirror. She hands the compact to the blond cop.
After a few seconds looking into the compact the blond
cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blond
convertible driver and says, "If you would have told me
you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we
could have avoided this whole thing."
convertible sports car for speeding. She walks
over to the car and asks the blond driver for some
I.D. The blond convertible driver searches through her
purse in vain. Finally she asks, "What does it look
like?" The blond police officer tells her "Its that thing
with your picture on it."
The blond driver searches for a few more seconds,
pulls out her makeup compact, opens it, and sure enough sees
her picture in the mirror. She hands the compact to the blond cop.
After a few seconds looking into the compact the blond
cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blond
convertible driver and says, "If you would have told me
you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we
could have avoided this whole thing."