John Walsh
04-25-02, 09:52 AM
For Mark. I refuse to be politically correct
A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some
Polish Sausage."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask
YOU, if I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I
was Italian??? Or if I had asked for German sausage, would you ask
me if I was German?? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask
if I was Mexican? Huh? Would ya??"
The clerk says "Well, no."
With deep self righteous indignation, the guy says,
"Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm
Polish, just because I asked for Polish sausage????"
The clerk says "Because this is a hardware store."
:D
A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some
Polish Sausage."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask
YOU, if I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I
was Italian??? Or if I had asked for German sausage, would you ask
me if I was German?? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask
if I was Mexican? Huh? Would ya??"
The clerk says "Well, no."
With deep self righteous indignation, the guy says,
"Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm
Polish, just because I asked for Polish sausage????"
The clerk says "Because this is a hardware store."
:D