olgeezer
12-06-04, 06:44 PM
A panda enters a bar orders a hamburger eats the hamburger stands up pulls out a pistol a blasts away ruining the bar mirror all the liquor barely misses several patrons turns on his heels and walks out of the bar. A fellow sitting next to him shouts art the bartender, "Aren't you calling the police, the zoo, the circus?" The bartender replies, "no, Why? The patron replied; "He destroyed your establishment didn't pay his bill and there's no booze left, you can't let him get away with that!" The bartender says, "Well, you see sir that's what he does" "What do you mean that's what he does, that's crazy" "He's a panda," the barkeep replies "He eats shoots and leaves.