John Corn
01-08-05, 10:58 AM
What Guys Really Mean:
1) "I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: I'm going to sit alone in a boat with a stick one hand and a beer in the other, and hope I don't get bothered by any passing fish.
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2) "IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: I have no idea how to explain to you why anyone would want to do what I am doing now.
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3) "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: I notice there's nothing on the table.
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4) "NOW I'M IN TROUBLE."
Means: Now I'm in trouble.
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5) "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: I have no idea how it works, but I'm not going to let you know that.
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6) "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: I wonder what she said?
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7) "IT'S JUST A LITTLE NICK, NO BIG DEAL."
Means: I just hit an artery, but will bleed to death before I admit that I did something really stupid.
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"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Means: I have them, they're just really stupid.
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9) "I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: It's not where I am looking, so I'm completely clueless.
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10) "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: What did I do this time?
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11) "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: We're here, I just don't know where 'here' is.
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12) "SURE, IF YOU'D LIKE TO"
Means: Do I really have to?
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13) "WHY WOULD I LIE?"
Means: How am I going to get out of this?
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14) "DO YOU NEED ANY HELP?"
Means: Please say no, please say no, please say no.
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15) "BUT THIS IS THE BEST PART"
Means: I've seen this movie 28 times but I'd still rather watch it than do anything else.
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16) "IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO FOR YOU?"
Means: Aren't we finished yet, halftime's almost over.
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17) "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
Means: I wasn't listening.
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1 "I'M SURE I TOLD YOU"
Means: I think I told you.
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19) "IT'S ALL MY FAULT"
Means: You win.
1) "I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: I'm going to sit alone in a boat with a stick one hand and a beer in the other, and hope I don't get bothered by any passing fish.
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2) "IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: I have no idea how to explain to you why anyone would want to do what I am doing now.
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3) "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: I notice there's nothing on the table.
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4) "NOW I'M IN TROUBLE."
Means: Now I'm in trouble.
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5) "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: I have no idea how it works, but I'm not going to let you know that.
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6) "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: I wonder what she said?
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7) "IT'S JUST A LITTLE NICK, NO BIG DEAL."
Means: I just hit an artery, but will bleed to death before I admit that I did something really stupid.
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"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Means: I have them, they're just really stupid.
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9) "I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: It's not where I am looking, so I'm completely clueless.
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10) "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: What did I do this time?
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11) "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: We're here, I just don't know where 'here' is.
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12) "SURE, IF YOU'D LIKE TO"
Means: Do I really have to?
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13) "WHY WOULD I LIE?"
Means: How am I going to get out of this?
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14) "DO YOU NEED ANY HELP?"
Means: Please say no, please say no, please say no.
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15) "BUT THIS IS THE BEST PART"
Means: I've seen this movie 28 times but I'd still rather watch it than do anything else.
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16) "IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO FOR YOU?"
Means: Aren't we finished yet, halftime's almost over.
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17) "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
Means: I wasn't listening.
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1 "I'M SURE I TOLD YOU"
Means: I think I told you.
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19) "IT'S ALL MY FAULT"
Means: You win.