tonyp56
04-05-05, 11:10 PM
Sorry if this has been around, but I recently got this in a e-mail so I figured I share.
THIS IS A GOOD ONE....JUST KEEP READING
> A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly, the
> sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
> "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you
> one wish."
>
> The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I
> want."
>
> The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic.Think of the enormous
> challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach
> the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will
> nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for
> me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and
> think of something that would honor and glorify me."
>
> The man thought about it for a long time.Finally he said,
>
> "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she
> feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment,
> why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can
> make a woman truly happy."
>
> The Lord replied,
>
> "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
THIS IS A GOOD ONE....JUST KEEP READING
> A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly, the
> sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
> "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you
> one wish."
>
> The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I
> want."
>
> The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic.Think of the enormous
> challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach
> the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will
> nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for
> me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and
> think of something that would honor and glorify me."
>
> The man thought about it for a long time.Finally he said,
>
> "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she
> feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment,
> why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can
> make a woman truly happy."
>
> The Lord replied,
>
> "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"