Daily Quote

[Adam Richey]

I figured I'd start my daily joke one-liner. I've got so many. The laughing place is a PERFECT place for me.

"That guy is so stupid, he could flunk recess."
Jerry Lawler - referring to Razor Ramon (Scott Hall)

[Adam Richey]

The quote for 5-25-02:

"That's about as exciting as watching two flies f--king"
George Carlin

[MarkA]

I like the first one!

[Adam Richey]

LOL.

"Why is it that most people who are against abortion, you wouldn't wanna f--- in the first place?"
George Carlin

[Richard King]

"Why is it that most people who are against abortion, you wouldn't wanna f--- in the first place?"
Actually, I think it should be stated the other way around. Have you seen most of those NOW broads (excuse the term)? :ewww:

[Adam Richey]

"Would you wear shoes if you had no feet?"
"No."
"Then why are you wearing a bra?"
Classic

[Adam Richey]

"I stand by all of the mistakes I've ever made."
Dan Quayle

[Adam Richey]

"Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things."
George Carlin