mrao
06-12-05, 08:17 PM
A city cop was on his horse, waiting to cross the street, when a little girl stopped beside him on her shiny new bike.
"Nice bike" said the cop, "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep", replied the little girl, "He sure did."
The cop looked the bike over, then handed her a $20 ticket for a safety violation and said with a snigger, "Next year, tell Santa to get you a reflector light to put on the back of it."
After a moments silence, the girl looked up at the cop. "Nice horse you've got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"He sure did", chuckled the cop.
The girl looked the cop straight in the eye and said "Well next year, tell him the prick goes underneath the horse, not on the top!!"
"Nice bike" said the cop, "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep", replied the little girl, "He sure did."
The cop looked the bike over, then handed her a $20 ticket for a safety violation and said with a snigger, "Next year, tell Santa to get you a reflector light to put on the back of it."
After a moments silence, the girl looked up at the cop. "Nice horse you've got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"He sure did", chuckled the cop.
The girl looked the cop straight in the eye and said "Well next year, tell him the prick goes underneath the horse, not on the top!!"