Finish This Sentence....

[Nick]

Finish the following sentence with a humorous or ironic word or phrase.

"I complained of having no shoes, then I met a man who had no ______".

[Maniacal1]

...clue.

[EricG]

feet

[Rage]

booze

[Chris Blount]

souls

[Neil Derryberry]

PVR.

[Mark Lamutt]

hockey team...

[Adam Richey]

DBS Talk forums. :)

[Nick]

socks

[Martyva]

Shoes