View Full Version : Astros Field becomes Minute Maid Park, let the puns begin!
invaliduser88
06-06-02, 10:20 AM
I guess when they retract the roof in the evenings, the announcer will say, "And their peeling the top off of the juice box!"
invaliduser88
06-06-02, 10:34 AM
The Astro's will beat their opponent to a pulp!
John Corn
06-06-02, 02:28 PM
Ooooh, That's ugly.
Certainly there must be a limit to corporate named stadiums. This must be it.
'Strohs fans must be embarrassed.......:lol:
How about the Dunkin Donuts Center (in either DE or RI, I forget) kinda took the cake for me. :D
I guess the name Minute Maid park is fitting, since Ken Caminiti(an ex-Astro) was on the juice!
Pete K.
06-06-02, 02:41 PM
Is O-J going to be invited to throw out the first
pitch when the Stros return to "The Maid?"
Or will he be asked to just "slice" a few?
Gives a whole 'nuther meaning to "squeeze play" :lol:
Rick_EE
06-07-02, 10:34 AM
Will they have a bring your own vodka night?
They had to groom the Maid's grass today.......
The Mets got a citrus spanking at the Maid.....
Huh???? :confused:
- It's all apples and oranges to me. :shrug:
- When life hands you a lemon (team), make lemonade. :lol:
- Minute Maid Park? Does that mean the astros are three-up and three-down in a minute.
- What do you get when you mix Minute Maid orange juice and Viagrin? A ball team that is 'hard to beat' :goodjob:
- Q. What did the Minute Maid say when she went into the Astro's clubhouse?
A. Gee, fellas, are those bats in your Hanes, or are you just happy to see me? :blush:
- Yer honor, I admit I drank some orange juice, but I swear I didn't swallow any. :angel:
Murder Mystery: Minute Maid was found dead in the dougout. She had been squeezed to death, and had large tooth marks all over her body. Who dunnit? :confused:
Nickster :smoking:
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