Nick
09-23-05, 07:16 AM
Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Johnny: HIJKLMNO!!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Johnny: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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Teacher: Johnny, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Johnny: "K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
Johnny: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Johnny: I is...
Teacher: No! Johnny. Always say, "I am."
Johnny: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: What an odd pair of socks you are wearing. One is green and one is blue with red spots!
Johnny: What's really strange is I've got another pair just like them at home.
Johnny: HIJKLMNO!!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Johnny: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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Teacher: Johnny, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Johnny: "K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
Johnny: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
*****
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Johnny: I is...
Teacher: No! Johnny. Always say, "I am."
Johnny: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
*****
Teacher: What an odd pair of socks you are wearing. One is green and one is blue with red spots!
Johnny: What's really strange is I've got another pair just like them at home.