FTA Michael
10-22-05, 07:28 AM
For my 1000th post, I want to try a bit of Laughter.
Two drunks are hugging the same lamppost late one evening. The first asks, "Hey buddy, can you tell me what time it is?"
The second replies, "I have no idea. All I know is that it's not midnight yet."
The first drunk digests this for a moment, then asks, "If you have no idea what time it is, how can you be sure it isn't midnight yet?"
The second says, "Because I told my wife I'd be home by midnight, and I'm not there yet."
Two drunks are hugging the same lamppost late one evening. The first asks, "Hey buddy, can you tell me what time it is?"
The second replies, "I have no idea. All I know is that it's not midnight yet."
The first drunk digests this for a moment, then asks, "If you have no idea what time it is, how can you be sure it isn't midnight yet?"
The second says, "Because I told my wife I'd be home by midnight, and I'm not there yet."