Radar Gun

[dpd146]

An oldie but goodie........

A man stopped for speeding was asked by the cop what he did for a living...

The man said he was a$$oligist.

The cop asked "whats an a$$oligist?"

The man answered, I stretch people's a$$holes until they are 6 feet wide.

What do you do with a 6 foot a$$hole? The cop inquired.

You give him a radar gun and stick him under a bridge..... :lol:

[Nick]

I suppose all those dollar signs are representative of the amount of the citation that smarta$$ received from the cop. :lol:

[Spruceman]

You'd have to be really comcastic to say something like that to the cop pulling you over. That's as f'd up as those guys in Easy Rider giving the finger to the guy aiming a shotgun at their faces.