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Nick
02-04-06, 07:19 PM
One of my pet peeves is customer service, or rather, the lack thereof. In an increasingly automated world, business planners worried about rising labor costs see computers as the solution, if not the salvation of the bottom line. It is not.

About two months ago, I called an '800' number to order an interesting new product I saw being advertised on tv. I thought the item would be helpful to me in being able to safely open those hard-to-open plastic clamshell-encased products, as well as packages, envelopes and other items around the house.

I was confronted with a computerized human voice that proceeded to issue a series of verbal instructions on how I should say my name, state my address and enunciate my credit card information clearly and distinctly. After each clear and distinct utterance, the voice would either repeat what I had just said, or it would say "I didn't understand" and ask me to repeat the information in a (even more?) clear and distinct voice. I had to repeat about half of the needed information before the computerized voice told me that the order process was successfully concluded.

This was my first experience with a voice-activated order-taker and, in the midst of divulging my most personal information to a detached computer voice, I found myself wishing I could speak to a flesh and blood order-taker. I decided then it would be my last.

I happened to read Steven Pearlstein's interesting column entitled "Service Call" in yesterday's Washington Post (Friday, February 3, 2006; Page D01) about an experience he had with a satellite tv install. It reminded me of my encounter with "the voice" as I recalled once again my dissatisfaction with customer service in general.

If interested, you can read about Steven's DBS install experience at WashingtonPost.com (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/02/02/AR2006020202472.html?nav=rss_technology)

As a footnote, the product I painstakingly ordered never came and, as far as I know, I was never billed the $14.95 + S&H. So much for computerized-voice ordering. I'm just not clear how losing my order helps that company's bottom line. :confused:

I could go on, but I won't.

Fifty Caliber
02-14-06, 01:29 PM
One of the most difficult challenges facing voice recognition systems is correctly understanding Southern accents.

Mike D-CO5
02-14-06, 07:52 PM
Ya'll are kidding right?

JM Anthony
02-14-06, 11:15 PM
Well, I'll go on. I just purchased some new wireless phones for around the house from a major company with 3 initialls, 2 of which are the same. There's an insert that describes their 24 hour help services, including URL and 800 phone number. Unfortunate problem is that both were pitifully limited resources, neither of which even came close to answering my question. The phone number gave you no option to talk with a real person, or even leave a voice mail. So you're forced to go to the web site and leave a message and wait several days for a response.

That SUCKS!!

John

Fifty Caliber
02-15-06, 07:44 AM
Ya'll are kidding right?

Actually no. And it's not the idioms or regional expressions, it's the accent itself. How certain sounds are mispronounced, different inflections, and how certain words are ephasized differently, these can often confuse the voice recognition program.

FTA Michael
02-15-06, 11:15 AM
Quickest way to see whether human operators are available: When the system asks you to say something, talk in gibberish. I've found that a few "Glarbink flabmatz" responses discourage the recognition system real quick! :)

pez2002
02-17-06, 07:10 PM
when i got xm they picked up quickly

JM Anthony
02-17-06, 08:43 PM
Well, I'll go on. I just purchased some new wireless phones for around the house from a major company with 3 initialls, 2 of which are the same. There's an insert that describes their 24 hour help services, including URL and 800 phone number. Unfortunate problem is that both were pitifully limited resources, neither of which even came close to answering my question. The phone number gave you no option to talk with a real person, or even leave a voice mail. So you're forced to go to the web site and leave a message and wait several days for a response.

That SUCKS!!

John
Day 4 - Got more e-mails from these bozzos telling me to describe the problem and give them the model number. Already did that. Asked that they have someone call me (what was I thinking) or refer me to Tier 2 and I've yet to hear anything back from them. What a joke.

John