Richard King
07-05-02, 01:53 PM
A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a
man with a 5 iron in his hands standing over the lifeless body of a woman
laying on the floor.
The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?"
"Yes," the man answers.
"Did you hit her with that golf club?" the detective asks.
"Yes, yes, I did," the man says.
"How many times did you hit her?"
"I don't know. Five, six, seven. Put me down for a five.
:blush:
man with a 5 iron in his hands standing over the lifeless body of a woman
laying on the floor.
The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?"
"Yes," the man answers.
"Did you hit her with that golf club?" the detective asks.
"Yes, yes, I did," the man says.
"How many times did you hit her?"
"I don't know. Five, six, seven. Put me down for a five.
:blush: