Steve Mehs
05-06-06, 12:54 PM
Got a phone call from DirecTV retention wanting me back this afternoon. Here's what they offered me.
Total Choice Premier w/Locals and HD Pak $20 off for 6 months
HD DTiVo $499
I laughed and said try again, but that was the best they could do. The retention dept was clueless, I was transfered 4 times, when I mentioned Buffalo locals in HD, I got a lot of questions when I mentioned InHD. When they last guy said what can we do to get you back I said
1) Provide me with Buffalo locals in HD
2) Give me InHD 1 and InHD 2
3) Free HD DVR
4) The guarantee that at if anytime the DVR dies or a when an MPEG 4 DVR comes out I can replace it for free
5) HBO Comedy, along with every premium movie channel in existence
6) Give me another $15 off my bill to make up for the $15 increase I'd have with Road Runner Premium
7) I already have XM, Give me Music Choice back
He said sorry we can't do that for you then he asked why I chose cable and started the typical crap about rate hikes, not being 100% digital, taxes, franchise fees.
When I said in many situations (even with no promos) cable does come out a buck or two cheaper, with franchise fees included, or a few bucks more, but I get more channels, there is no tax charged on any cable related service in NY state, with 3 channels a week in the analog line up going digital, we should be 100% digital by summer. As for rate hikes, rates went up 4% this year on the main packages, the Sports Tier and HD Tiers both went down, in the end it would have either been a wash or a buck increase for me, if I was paying full price. Then he started about getting free XM. I said I've been an XM subscriber for nearly 3 years and love it, but I'm all about variety, I'd rather have 42 different music channels available to me then a repeat of what I already pay for.
When he realized there was nothing he could do to get me back he said good luck with Time Warner and hung up. I didn't even get into HD lite, how less compressed Time Warner's PQ is, the stupidity of dropping TiVo and lack of HD direction.
While most of the people I talked to were clueless and tried to get me HD distants, which I don't qualify for, saying the Sports Pak is equivalent in the InHDs, confusing the InHDs with the HD Nets, at least they made an attempt to get me back, unlike Dish when they told me WHEN you decided to come back they'll be a $25 reconnect charge, or when we first canceled Time Warner in '98.
Total Choice Premier w/Locals and HD Pak $20 off for 6 months
HD DTiVo $499
I laughed and said try again, but that was the best they could do. The retention dept was clueless, I was transfered 4 times, when I mentioned Buffalo locals in HD, I got a lot of questions when I mentioned InHD. When they last guy said what can we do to get you back I said
1) Provide me with Buffalo locals in HD
2) Give me InHD 1 and InHD 2
3) Free HD DVR
4) The guarantee that at if anytime the DVR dies or a when an MPEG 4 DVR comes out I can replace it for free
5) HBO Comedy, along with every premium movie channel in existence
6) Give me another $15 off my bill to make up for the $15 increase I'd have with Road Runner Premium
7) I already have XM, Give me Music Choice back
He said sorry we can't do that for you then he asked why I chose cable and started the typical crap about rate hikes, not being 100% digital, taxes, franchise fees.
When I said in many situations (even with no promos) cable does come out a buck or two cheaper, with franchise fees included, or a few bucks more, but I get more channels, there is no tax charged on any cable related service in NY state, with 3 channels a week in the analog line up going digital, we should be 100% digital by summer. As for rate hikes, rates went up 4% this year on the main packages, the Sports Tier and HD Tiers both went down, in the end it would have either been a wash or a buck increase for me, if I was paying full price. Then he started about getting free XM. I said I've been an XM subscriber for nearly 3 years and love it, but I'm all about variety, I'd rather have 42 different music channels available to me then a repeat of what I already pay for.
When he realized there was nothing he could do to get me back he said good luck with Time Warner and hung up. I didn't even get into HD lite, how less compressed Time Warner's PQ is, the stupidity of dropping TiVo and lack of HD direction.
While most of the people I talked to were clueless and tried to get me HD distants, which I don't qualify for, saying the Sports Pak is equivalent in the InHDs, confusing the InHDs with the HD Nets, at least they made an attempt to get me back, unlike Dish when they told me WHEN you decided to come back they'll be a $25 reconnect charge, or when we first canceled Time Warner in '98.