Unthinkable
09-22-02, 06:54 PM
Top Signs You Have Joined a Cheap HMO -
a.. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters
b.. Your "Primary Care Physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month
c. The only expense covered at 100% is embalming
d.. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them
e.. The directions to your doctor's office include "take a left at the trailer park"
f.. You ask for Viagara; you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape
a.. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters
b.. Your "Primary Care Physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month
c. The only expense covered at 100% is embalming
d.. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them
e.. The directions to your doctor's office include "take a left at the trailer park"
f.. You ask for Viagara; you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape