Unthinkable
10-03-02, 01:28 PM
Three hillbillies are sitting on their porch in Arkansas......
One says,"Boy is my wife dumb. She's so stupid that she went shoppin' today and bought an air-conditioner... Hell, we ain't go no electricity!
The others laugh.
The other guy says, "Ah that ain't nothin', my wife's dumber than that! She went shoppin' yesterday and had a washin' machine delivered." He snickered, "Why nobody around here has plumbin'!"
The others laugh.
The third Hillbilly said, "Well, I reckon my woman's got to be the dumbest.
Just this morning I was looking in her purse for some change and found six rubbers. Hell..... she ain't got no p*nis!"
One says,"Boy is my wife dumb. She's so stupid that she went shoppin' today and bought an air-conditioner... Hell, we ain't go no electricity!
The others laugh.
The other guy says, "Ah that ain't nothin', my wife's dumber than that! She went shoppin' yesterday and had a washin' machine delivered." He snickered, "Why nobody around here has plumbin'!"
The others laugh.
The third Hillbilly said, "Well, I reckon my woman's got to be the dumbest.
Just this morning I was looking in her purse for some change and found six rubbers. Hell..... she ain't got no p*nis!"