Mushroom talk

[dpd146]

What did one mushroom say to the other?





Gee, you look like a fun guy.



Courtesy of my first grader.

[dmspen]

We need a little kid jokes thread!

What did one hat say to the other?

I'll hang out here, you go on a head!

[John in Georgia]

What did one mushroom say to the other?





Gee, you look like a fun guy.



Courtesy of my first grader.

ROFL

[serenstarlight]

Here's one courtesy of my 10 yr old cousin:

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a lil' boogie in it.

[JeffChap]

My daughter's fav:

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.