Unthinkable
10-27-02, 08:35 PM
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg got invited to a Halloween party.
He didn't know what to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he wrote to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir:
Enclosed, please find a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head,and,with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Company
The man thought this was terrible and they have just emphasized his wooden leg, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week went by and he received another parcel and a note which said:
Dear Sir:
Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head, you will really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Company
Now the man really got upset since they had gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, so he again wrote the company another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he got a small parcel and a note which read:
Dear Sir:
Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Company
He didn't know what to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he wrote to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir:
Enclosed, please find a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head,and,with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Company
The man thought this was terrible and they have just emphasized his wooden leg, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week went by and he received another parcel and a note which said:
Dear Sir:
Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head, you will really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Company
Now the man really got upset since they had gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, so he again wrote the company another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he got a small parcel and a note which read:
Dear Sir:
Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Company