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Richard King
10-28-02, 09:32 AM
A man inherited a little over $1 billion dollars.

He had three sons. He told his sons that since he now had all this money, he
would like to know what each of them would like to have.
He stressed that MONEY was no object.

His first son said that he had always wanted a Jaguar.
The father went out, and since money was no object, bought him 7 Jaguars in
different colors, so that he would have a different one to drive every day of
the week.

His second son said that he always wanted a motorcycle.
So the father went out, and again since money was no object, bought him 30
new motorcycles, 10 dirt bikes, 10 hogs, and 10 touring bikes, so he would
have a different bike to ride basically every day of the month.

His third and youngest son was only 8 years old.
The little guy said that he simply had wanted a Mickey Mouse outfit.
So, money being no object, his father went out and bought his son the
San Francisco Giants... :D

Augie #70
10-28-02, 11:21 AM
what's the joke?

DarrellP
10-28-02, 02:18 PM
A Mickey Mouse outfit, the San Francisco Giants.

The way I heard it was the Minnesota Vikings. Choose your own flavor, I guess.

Richard King
10-28-02, 05:55 PM
I cheated and changed it. It was the Vikings when I received it also, but being from Minnesota I couldn't bring myself to say that. :D

RandyAB
10-30-02, 05:18 PM
Wouldn't it actually be more appropriate, no matter where you lived, to say the Cincinnati Bengals?