The Cardiologist

[Unthinkable]

A well-known cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
All  of  the local area physicians attended the service.

A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.

The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart  forever.


At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.

When confronted, he said "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own  funeral
--I'm a gynecologist."

At that point, the proctologist fainted.