Richard King
10-28-02, 06:06 PM
I received this one today:
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks the barber about his bill. The barber responds: "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service this week."
The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
Later a cop comes in for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber, and the barber replies: "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service this week."
The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.
A Democrat comes in for a haircut and when he asks the barber what he owes, and the barber replies: "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service this week."
The Democrat is very happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, a dozen Democrats are lined up waiting for a free haircut. :D
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks the barber about his bill. The barber responds: "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service this week."
The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
Later a cop comes in for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber, and the barber replies: "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service this week."
The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.
A Democrat comes in for a haircut and when he asks the barber what he owes, and the barber replies: "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service this week."
The Democrat is very happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, a dozen Democrats are lined up waiting for a free haircut. :D