Richard King
11-15-02, 09:43 PM
Lot's of inside stuff. :D
Application for Minnesotazenship
Personal Information
Name: ___________son
Sex: _____ Ole ______ Lena
Home Address: ____________ Cabin Address: ___________
Religion: _____ Lutheran ______ Catholic
Income: _____ We do OK _____ We're Blessed ______ None of your beeswax
Qualifications: (Check all that apply)
___ I own a gas powered ice auger
___ Fargo floods hit a little close to home
___ I can name a dozen celebrities who've stayed at the Mayo
___ I can name a dozen celebrities who've stayed at Hazelton
___ I've been trick or treeting in two feet of snow
___ My grandmother made me eat lutefisk
___ I liked it!
___ My first beer was an Old Milwaukee
___ My snowmobile has more miles on it than my car
___ I have a backup set of jumper cables in my trunk
___ Despite what everyone else says I DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT (for sure, you bet I don't)
True/False
___ I actually listen to telemarketers
___ "Have a nice day" is an order
___ TV news anchors are celebrities
___ Part of my tongue is stuck to a flag pole somewhere :D
___ They mistake pop for "soda" or "coke" in most other states
___ Hot Dish is neither a beautiful woman nor an overheated plate.
___Paw is both a hand and a male parent
Multiple Choice:
It's time to wear a hat when:
A) The temperature is below 10 degrees
B) Your mother tells you to
C) The temperature is below -10 and the wind chill is in double digits.
Essay Questions:
What "uff-da" means to me
________________________________
What "oopsy daisy" means to me
________________________________
You know you're from Minnesota when:
1. Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor
2. "Vacation" means going "up north" for the weekend
3. You measure distance in hours
4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once
5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" several times in one day
6. You use a down comforter in the summer
7. Your grandparents drive 65 MPH through 13 feet of snow during a blizzard without flinching
8. You see people wearing hunting clothes to social events.
9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both doors unlocked
10. You think of the majore food groups as venison, walley, and Leinenkugels.
11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the grocery store at any given time.
13. You design your kids Halloween outfits to fit over a snow suit.
14. Driving is better in Winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
15. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel p.j.'s.
16. You know all four seasons: almost winter, winger, still winter, road construction.
17 It takes you 3 hours to go tot the store for one item even when you are in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town.
18. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends from Minnesota.
Application for Minnesotazenship
Personal Information
Name: ___________son
Sex: _____ Ole ______ Lena
Home Address: ____________ Cabin Address: ___________
Religion: _____ Lutheran ______ Catholic
Income: _____ We do OK _____ We're Blessed ______ None of your beeswax
Qualifications: (Check all that apply)
___ I own a gas powered ice auger
___ Fargo floods hit a little close to home
___ I can name a dozen celebrities who've stayed at the Mayo
___ I can name a dozen celebrities who've stayed at Hazelton
___ I've been trick or treeting in two feet of snow
___ My grandmother made me eat lutefisk
___ I liked it!
___ My first beer was an Old Milwaukee
___ My snowmobile has more miles on it than my car
___ I have a backup set of jumper cables in my trunk
___ Despite what everyone else says I DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT (for sure, you bet I don't)
True/False
___ I actually listen to telemarketers
___ "Have a nice day" is an order
___ TV news anchors are celebrities
___ Part of my tongue is stuck to a flag pole somewhere :D
___ They mistake pop for "soda" or "coke" in most other states
___ Hot Dish is neither a beautiful woman nor an overheated plate.
___Paw is both a hand and a male parent
Multiple Choice:
It's time to wear a hat when:
A) The temperature is below 10 degrees
B) Your mother tells you to
C) The temperature is below -10 and the wind chill is in double digits.
Essay Questions:
What "uff-da" means to me
________________________________
What "oopsy daisy" means to me
________________________________
You know you're from Minnesota when:
1. Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor
2. "Vacation" means going "up north" for the weekend
3. You measure distance in hours
4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once
5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" several times in one day
6. You use a down comforter in the summer
7. Your grandparents drive 65 MPH through 13 feet of snow during a blizzard without flinching
8. You see people wearing hunting clothes to social events.
9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both doors unlocked
10. You think of the majore food groups as venison, walley, and Leinenkugels.
11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the grocery store at any given time.
13. You design your kids Halloween outfits to fit over a snow suit.
14. Driving is better in Winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
15. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel p.j.'s.
16. You know all four seasons: almost winter, winger, still winter, road construction.
17 It takes you 3 hours to go tot the store for one item even when you are in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town.
18. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends from Minnesota.