Got Beer?

[DarrellP]

Subject: Beer conference

The biggest beer producers in the world meet for a conference, and at the
end of the day, the presidents of all the beer companies decide to have a
drink together at a bar.

The president of Budweiser naturally orders a Bud, the president of Pabst
orders a Pabst, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and so on down the list.

Then the bartender asks Jacob Leinenkugel the president of Leinenkugels
what he wants to drink, and to everybody's amazement, he orders a cup of
coffee!

"Why don't you order a Leinie's ?" his colleagues ask suspiciously,
wondering if they've stumbled on an embarrassing secret.

"Naaaah," replies the president of Leinenkugels . "If you guys aren't
going to drink beer, then neither will I."
:lol:

[Nick]

Along the same theme...

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

- Indubitably
- Innovative
- Preliminary
- Proliferation
- Voluminous

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

- Specificity
- British Constitution
- Passive-aggressive disorder
- Loquacious Transubstantiate
- Syllabic Emphasis

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

- Sorry, but you're not really my type.
- Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
- Nope, no more beer for me.
- Oh, Bartender, would you call a taxi for me please.
- Good evening, Officer, isn't it lovely out tonight.