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A raise for the maid

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by citico, May 21, 2010.

  1. citico

    citico Legend

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    Maria, the Mexican Maid, asked for a pay increase and my wife was very
    upset about this so she decided to talk to her about it.
    She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
    Maria: 'Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
    The first is that I iron better than you.'
    Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
    Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
    Wife: 'Oh.' Maria:
    'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
    ' Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?
    ' Maria: 'Your husband did.
    ' Wife: 'Oh.' Maria:
    'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..
    ' Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?
    ' Maria: 'No Senora...the gardener did.' ( A few moments of silence )
    Wife: 'So how much do you want?'
     
  2. yosoyellobo

    yosoyellobo Icon

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    I have to have a talk with maria.:)
     
  3. matt

    matt New Member

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    giggity!
     
  4. tgater

    tgater Godfather

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    I told my wife we needed a maid.
     
  5. dave29

    dave29 New Member

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    Bazinga
     
  6. jasonc213

    jasonc213 AllStar

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    Hehe, I like this one. :lol:
     

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