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Astros Field becomes Minute Maid Park, let the puns begin!

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by invaliduser88, Jun 6, 2002.

  1. Jun 6, 2002 #1 of 10
    invaliduser88

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    I guess when they retract the roof in the evenings, the announcer will say, "And their peeling the top off of the juice box!"
     
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    Nick

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    Groannnnn! :(
     
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    The Astro's will beat their opponent to a pulp!
     
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    John Corn

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    Ooooh, That's ugly.

    Certainly there must be a limit to corporate named stadiums. This must be it.

    'Strohs fans must be embarrassed.......:lol:

    How about the Dunkin Donuts Center (in either DE or RI, I forget) kinda took the cake for me. :D

    I guess the name Minute Maid park is fitting, since Ken Caminiti(an ex-Astro) was on the juice!
     
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    Pete K.

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    Is O-J going to be invited to throw out the first
    pitch when the Stros return to "The Maid?"
    Or will he be asked to just "slice" a few?
     
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    Nick

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    Gives a whole 'nuther meaning to "squeeze play" :lol:
     
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    Will they have a bring your own vodka night?
     
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    They had to groom the Maid's grass today.......
     
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    The Mets got a citrus spanking at the Maid.....
     
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    Huh???? :confused:


    - It's all apples and oranges to me. :shrug:

    - When life hands you a lemon (team), make lemonade. :lol:

    - Minute Maid Park? Does that mean the astros are three-up and three-down in a minute.

    - What do you get when you mix Minute Maid orange juice and Viagrin? A ball team that is 'hard to beat' :goodjob:

    - Q. What did the Minute Maid say when she went into the Astro's clubhouse?
    A. Gee, fellas, are those bats in your Hanes, or are you just happy to see me? :blush:

    - Yer honor, I admit I drank some orange juice, but I swear I didn't swallow any. :angel:


    Murder Mystery: Minute Maid was found dead in the dougout. She had been squeezed to death, and had large tooth marks all over her body. Who dunnit? :confused:


    Nickster :smoking:
     

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