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Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by John Corn, Aug 23, 2002.

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    The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather
    slick looking, well
    dressed, gentleman. "Can I help you?" the madam
    asked.

    "I want to see Natalie," the gentleman replied.

    "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies.
    Perhaps, someone else..."

    "No, I must see Natalie."

    Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the man
    that she charged
    $1,000.00 per visit.

    Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket
    and handed her 10 $100
    bills. The two went up to a room for an hour. Then,
    the man calmly left.

    The next night he appeared again demanding to see
    Natalie. Natalie explained
    it is was very rare for anyone to come back two
    nights in a row and that
    there were no discounts. It was still $1,000.00 a
    visit. Again, the man took out the money, the two
    went up to the room, and
    an hour later, he left.

    When he showed up the third consecutive night, no
    one could believe it.
    Again, he handed Natalie the money and up to the
    room they went. At the end
    of the hour, Natalie questioned the man. "No one has
    ever used my services
    three nights in a row. Where are you from?"

    The gentleman replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."

    "Really?" replied Natalie. "I have family who live
    there."

    "Yes, I know," said the gentleman. "Your father
    died, and I'm your sister's
    attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000
    inheritance."

    MORAL:

    Some things in life are certain...
    1. Death
    2. Taxes
    3. Being screwed by an attorney
     

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