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Beware the door-to-door free breast exam guy

Discussion in 'The OT' started by n8dagr8, Apr 21, 2006.

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  1. n8dagr8

    n8dagr8 Resident Rounder DBSTalk Gold Club

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    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12409277/

    Seriously, how have you guys not posted this on here already. How stupid are people (not you guys, the women in the story). I've always loved using the line, "No, I'm not a Doctor but yes, I'll take a look" but this guy....WOW!

     
  2. jonstad

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    Yeah, I saw this one. Guess I'll have to dust off my "free mustache rides" t-shirt. And grow a mustache.:p

    They oughta cut the old guy some slack. Took some ingenuity to get his hands on some nice firm breasts at his age.

    Anyway, what're they gonna charge him with? Men have been lying to cop a feel for millenia. If that's a crime now, we're all gonna have to turn ourselves in!:grin:
     
  3. zmark

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    "I'm sorry ma'am, but this requires an oral examination. Just let me take my dentures out first...."
     
  4. dodge boy

    dodge boy R.I.P. Chris Henry

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    This post is totaly useless without pics/ video :lol:
     
  5. missileman

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    Hmmm. How is it sexual assault. The women consented to the exam....ANYone can do a breast exam..
     
  6. ntexasdude

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    Reminds me of a big story a few years ago in Dallas. Some guy rented a self storage unit and posed as a gynecologist and offered free or low cost pelvic exams. On one hand it's funny and the other hand it's sad because there are women out there desperate enough to fall for this scam.
     
  7. pjmrt

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    And I always thought the line " are you a doctor, ... I am today " would be a great pickup line. :lol:

    More seriously, I'm not sure which is sadder - people with no more morals than this guy, or the women gullible enough to fall for the scheme.
     
  8. AllieVi

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    Sounds like an innovative individual trying to set up business in a unique way to service clients who are too busy to go to a doctor's office. A good intention hampered by misunderstanding... :)
     
  9. Richard King

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    I wonder if he stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
     
  10. Laverne

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    !rolling
     
  11. Stewart Vernon

    Stewart Vernon Roving Reporter Staff Member Super Moderator DBSTalk Club

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    What the guy did was wrong... but it doesn't sound like he forcibly entered anyone's home (he was like 76 right).. and it isn't like he was prescribing medication or performing surgery under the guise of being a doctor.

    While they pretty much have to punish him in some way... I'm more concerned that there were women that actually thought it reasonable that a doctor might perform door-to-door breast exams for free.

    If a doctor won't make a house call when you are coughing up your insides... why is he going to do that?

    I hope those women have people (mom, dad, husband, brother, friend, someone, anyone!!) living with them to prevent them from doing similarly stupid things. Apparently anyone knocking on their door would have an instant sale without a lot of effort.
     
  12. AllieVi

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    We pass laws that protect the gullible, but maybe this situation is an example of where the line should be drawn. Some victims are simply at the extremes of the bell curve... :)
     
  13. ntexasdude

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    I wonder if he carried a little bag and a stethescope?:lol:
     
  14. tomcrown1

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    HMM I must be doing the wrong thing to earn my way in life.

    My new profession a door to door Ladies Sex examiner. We offer nest day delivery of tomcrown 1 sex insurance services
     
  15. Nick

    Nick Retired, part-time PITA DBSTalk Club

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    The...
    This just in...crafty old man flim-flams unsuspecting women -- film at eleven! :lol:
     
  16. n8dagr8

    n8dagr8 Resident Rounder DBSTalk Gold Club

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    Seriously though, I know what my pick-up line(s) for tonight are going to be. Thanks guys (and door-to-door free breast exam guy)!
     
  17. Laverne

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    What do you mean, 'pick-up lines', N8? Don't you have a GF back in AL??!?! :bonk1:
     
  18. n8dagr8

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    Funny story....she dumped me. So, I'm a free man. Apparently she wasn't okay with the long distance relationship after all. Don't worry, I wouldn't cheat - not my style.
     
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