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Black sheep

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by poeppe, Jun 26, 2002.

  1. poeppe

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    In the middle of the night Father MacDonagh was dragged out of his hut
    by a furious mob of aborigines. Before he was even fully awake, he found
    himself tied to a stubby tree atop a pile of kindling.

    "Stop!" he shrieked at the aborigine leader, who was approaching with a flaming
    torch.

    "I'm your friend. Why are you doing this to me!?!"

    An evil leer on his face, the chief explained that a woman in their village had given
    birth to a mulatto child. "Since no other white man lives within ten
    day's walk, you must be the father. And you must die."

    Sweating profusely and thinking fast, Father MacDonagh beckoned the
    aborigine over with a wave of his head. "Do you remember the black lamb
    born to my flock of ewes last spring?" The chief nodded and the priest
    continued sagely, "Well, there aren't any black rams in this territory,
    are there?"

    The chief extinguished his torch, looked around carefully
    and said in a whisper, "OK, I keep your secret and you keep mine."
     
  2. Richard King

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    WAIT A MINUTE!!! I just received this joke and forwarded it on to a friend this morning.
     
  3. poeppe

    poeppe Legend

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    Your kidding right? :D
     
  4. Richard King

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    Nope... not kidding. :D I fibbed though, I received it at 4:11 PM yesterday.
     
  5. poeppe

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    I guess good jokes just keep getting recycled :)
     

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