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Blind Cowboy

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by citico, Apr 9, 2010.

  1. Apr 9, 2010 #1 of 13
    citico

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    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl
    biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool
    and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there
    for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna
    hear a blonde joke?'

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a
    very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,


    'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only
    fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five
    things:






    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a
    black belt in karate.

    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
    professional weight lifter.

    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional
    wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna
    tell that joke?'

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and
    mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
     
  2. Apr 9, 2010 #2 of 13
    matt

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    meh
     
  3. Apr 9, 2010 #3 of 13
    roadrunner1782

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    I wonder if they still hurt him after he said he didn't want to explain it five times.:D
     
  4. Apr 9, 2010 #4 of 13
    Nick

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    It's a joke, son...it's not real. It didn't really happen and there were no biker blondes to hurt the poor blind feller.
     
  5. roadrunner1782

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    I get that it's a joke and not real and don't call me your son!
     
  6. billsharpe

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    C'mon, Nick, didn't you see the big grin at the end of roadrunner's comment? :confused:
     
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    This is the interwebs, where no nit is left unpicked! :lol:
     
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  9. Carl Spock

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    :lol: Every chance I get, Richard, every chance I get.


    OK, I'll contribute a cowboy joke:

    A stranger rides into town. He's sunburned deep red and powerfully thirsty. Riding up to the saloon, the cowboy gets off his horse and hitches him up. The local sheriff is standing there, ready to greet the stranger, but before he can, the cowboy walks behind his horse and lifts up its tail. He puckers up, planting a big, wet kiss on the exit hole in front of him. The sheriff is in shock.

    "Did I just see what I thought I saw?"

    "Yes, sheriff, you did. After days on the trail, my lips are cracked and chaffed and hurt like the dickens," the cowboy said.

    "And that heals your lips?"

    "No, but it keeps me from licking them."
     
  10. matt

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    meh
     
  11. Carl Spock

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    Matt, you don't care for cowboy jokes? ;)



    So, how do you lead a horse to water?

    With a lot of carrots.
     
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    You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
     
  13. matt

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    Heh heh heh that one was funny. :lol:
     

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