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Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by Adam Richey, May 23, 2002.

  1. Adam Richey

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    I figured I'd start my daily joke one-liner. I've got so many. The laughing place is a PERFECT place for me.

    "That guy is so stupid, he could flunk recess."
    Jerry Lawler - referring to Razor Ramon (Scott Hall)
     
  2. Adam Richey

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    The quote for 5-25-02:

    "That's about as exciting as watching two flies f--king"
    George Carlin
     
  3. MarkA

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    I like the first one!
     
  4. Adam Richey

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    LOL.

    "Why is it that most people who are against abortion, you wouldn't wanna f--- in the first place?"
    George Carlin
     
  5. Richard King

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    Actually, I think it should be stated the other way around. Have you seen most of those NOW broads (excuse the term)? :ewww:
     
  6. Adam Richey

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    "Would you wear shoes if you had no feet?"
    "No."
    "Then why are you wearing a bra?"
    Classic
     
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    "I stand by all of the mistakes I've ever made."
    Dan Quayle
     
  8. Adam Richey

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    "Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things."
    George Carlin
     

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