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Divorced Barbie

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by audiomaster, Oct 20, 2010.

  1. audiomaster

    audiomaster DBSTalk Club Member

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    One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person:

    'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

    The salesperson answers:

    'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

    The amazed father asks:

    'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

    The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:

    'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, and one of Ken's Friends’
     
  2. Nick

    Nick Retired, part-time PITA DBSTalk Club

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    Typical! :rolleyes:

    :lol:
     
  3. MysteryMan

    MysteryMan Well-Known Member DBSTalk Club

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    Truer words were never spoken.:lol:
     
  4. fluffybear

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    Peachtree...
    !rolling
     
  5. Richierich

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    !rolling I just Love It!!!
     
  6. Game Fan

    Game Fan Baseball Is Life

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    Leave it to Mattel.:lol:
     

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