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Financial Planning

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by Nick, Nov 5, 2009.

  1. Nick

    Nick Retired, part-time PITA DBSTalk Club

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    Dan was a single guy living at home with his sickly father and was running the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

    One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

    "I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million."

    Impressed, the woman asked for his business card. Three days later, she became his stepmother.

    Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
     
  2. hdtvfan0001

    hdtvfan0001 Well-Known Member

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    If it wasn't so believable...it wouldn't be funny....

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  3. Draconis

    Draconis New Member

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    Agreed. :nono2:

    !rolling
     
  4. scroll

    scroll Mentor

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    very true and brilliant..
     
  5. matt

    matt New Member

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    So... he thought his mom was hot?
     
  6. jilardi2

    jilardi2 Legend

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    looks that way:D
     

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