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Friday night date

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by mrao, Jun 14, 2005.

  1. mrao

    mrao Mentor

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    A girl asks her boyfriend to come overFriday night and have
    dinner with her parents. Since this issuch a big event, the
    girl announces to her boyfriend thatafter dinner, she would
    like to go out and make love for the firsttime.

    Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he hasnever had sex before, so
    he takes a trip to the pharmacist to getsome condoms. The
    pharmacist helps the boy for about anhour. He tells the boy
    everything there is to know aboutcondoms and sex. :)

    At the register, the pharmacist asks theboy how many condoms
    he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, orfamily pack. The boy
    insists on the family pack because hethinks he will be rather
    busy, it being his first time and all. :D

    That night, the boy shows up at thegirl's parents house and
    meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh,I'm so excited for you to
    meet my parents, come on in!"

    The boy goes inside and is taken to thedinner table where the
    girl's parents are seated. The boyquickly offers to say grace
    and bows his head.

    A minute passes, and the boy is stilldeep in prayer, with his
    head down.

    10 minutes pass, and still no movementfrom the boy.

    Finally, after 20 minutes with his headdown, the girlfriend
    leans over and whispers to theboyfriend, "I had no idea you
    were this religious."

    The boy turns, and whispers back, "Ihad no idea your father was
    a pharmacist." :lol: :lol:
     
  2. n8dagr8

    n8dagr8 Resident Rounder DBSTalk Gold Club

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    Aug 14, 2004
    ouch!
     
  3. JM Anthony

    JM Anthony Child of the 60's DBSTalk Gold Club

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    Nov 16, 2003
    One of life's religious experiences!!
     

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