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Girlfriend cleared the Ice off the dish!

Discussion in 'DIRECTV General Discussion' started by rizajj, Dec 16, 2007.

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  1. joe diamond

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    Every time I say it is only TV the room gets quiet and I have to move.

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  2. cnmsales

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    LOL and to think, I was sure this thread would be someone cussing there GF for knocking the dish out of alignment. LOL
     
  3. armophob

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    I still don't trust her motives.:sure:
     
  4. nevea2be

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    Isn't that the truth! My girlfriend stood out side of Wally World for 6 hours in the rain to buy me an Xbox360 and she doesn't even play video games! So I married her and now she's like but why do you need to spend the money on a PS3? So I had to go out and get it myself without her.

    Merry Christmas to me, Merry Christmas to me :D
     
  5. aim2pls

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    I use to have a girlfriend like that .. she would do ANYTHING for me ....... then I got married ..... life was wonderful ..... then their were young kids .... things started to change ... once the got older ... it was shhhhh they might hear us and don't forget the rubbish in the morning ...... then it was they WILL hear us ..... eventually it's .. ohhh your home ...... then ... damn football again (NASCAR in my case) .... ... ENJOY while you can.... then RUN RUN RUN ....... (kidding .. it's been a hell of a ride for 36 years here)
     
  6. JFHughes08088

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    If she can cook, get her to sign a pre-nuptual contract that includes a weight and s*x clause.
     
  7. SPACEMAKER

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    Check out what my 80 year old neighbor was up to yesterday:
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  8. JeffBowser

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    dang !
     
  9. JFHughes08088

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    If your neighbor is 80, he won't see 81 doing something as stupid as going up on a snow covered roof.
     
  10. SPACEMAKER

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    He was slipping and sliding when he reached the peak. Before I grabbed my camera I put on my boots and had the phone poised to dial 911.
     
  11. JFHughes08088

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    Rememebr the "Agony of defeat" guy at the beginning of ABC's Wige World of Sports? He was the ski long jumper that fell before he made it to the launch ramp and wiped out. That is probably what your neighbor would have looked like.
     
  12. SPACEMAKER

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  13. Skip Towne

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    My customers think I should do that. They NEED their TV.
     
  14. Gmaxx

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    Don't listen to all these boys telling you to marry her now! Girls do these kind of things (cook, clean, s*x, let you watch football on Sunday, etc...) just to get you to marry them, so they won't have to do any of those things anymore!!!!!!!
     
  15. braven

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    To all the guys telling the OP to marry her... I guess mysery loves company. Keep dangling that carrot brother!
     
  16. Steve Robertson

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    Boy isn't that the truth. I say don't by the cow when you are getting the milk for free.;)
     
  17. JeffBowser

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    Et Tu Brutus ? Gad, I fear for our country if so many people truly disdain marriage like this :p

     
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