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Good 'Ol Boudreaux

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by jodyguercio, Sep 15, 2009.

  1. jodyguercio

    jodyguercio Active Member

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    FIRST DEGREE
    Boudreaux and his wife were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the
    morning.
    Boudreaux picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should
    I
    know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
    The wife said, "Who was that?"
    Boudreaux answered, "I don't know, some man wanting to know if the
    coast is
    clear."

    SECOND DEGREE
    Two Cajuns are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
    sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. He opens it, looks in the
    mirror and
    says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second Cajun says, "Here,
    let
    me see!!" So the first Cajun hands him the compact. The second one
    looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

    THIRD DEGREE
    Boudreaux suspects his wife of cheating on him, so he goes out and
    buys a
    gun. He goes to his house unexpectedly and when he opens the door he
    finds
    her in the arms of a redhead. Well, Boudreaux is really angry. He
    pulls
    out the gun, and as he does so, he is overcome with grief. He takes
    the gun and puts it to his head. His wife yells, "No, honey, don't
    do
    it!!!"
    Boudreaux replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

    FOURTH DEGREE
    Boudreaux was bragging about his knowledge of state capitals. He
    proudly
    says, "Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them."
    A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?" Boudreaux
    replies,
    "Oh, that's easy: W."

    FIFTH DEGREE
    What did the Cajun girl ask her doctor when he told her she was
    pregnant?
    "Is it mine?"

    SIXTH DEGREE
    Boudreaux, a Cajun in his fourth year as a LSU Freshman, sat in his
    US
    Government class. The professor asked Boudreaux if he knew
    what Roe vs. Wade was about. Boudreaux pondered the question then
    finally
    said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he
    crossed
    the Delaware "

    SEVENTH DEGREE
    Returning home from work, Boudreaux was shocked to find his house
    ransacked
    and burglarized. He telephoned the police at once and
    reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the
    radio,
    and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As the
    K-9
    officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, Boudreaux ran
    out on
    the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat
    down on
    the steps.
    Putting his face in his hands, Boudreaux moaned, "I come home to find
    all
    my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they
    do?
    They send me a BLIND policeman."
     
  2. coldsteel

    coldsteel Hall Of Fame

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    :uglyhamme:thats:!rolling:bowdown:
     
  3. Nick

    Nick Retired, part-time PITA DBSTalk Club

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    The...
    :thats: Oh, dat Boudreaux! Sumbuddy need to hit dat Cajun in de face wid a big ole wet mop! :lol:
     

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