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I went to the store the other day...

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by John Corn, Aug 21, 2002.

  1. John Corn

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    I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a gal a break?'
    He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
    So I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He glared at
    me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!! So I called him a horse @#%$. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!
    This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
    I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the
    corner...
     

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