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Jogging in the park

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by citico, May 6, 2010.

  1. citico

    citico Legend

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    While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball. Seeing no one around that it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts.

    "What's that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust.

    "Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.

    "Oh," said the girl sympathetically, "that must be painful. I had tennis elbow once."',
     
  2. Nick

    Nick Retired, part-time PITA DBSTalk Club

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    The...
    :lol:
     
  3. Draconis

    Draconis New Member

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    /facepalm
     
  4. matt

    matt New Member

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    eh heh heh
     
  5. audiomaster

    audiomaster DBSTalk Club Member

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    Must have been a blonde!!!
     
  6. jpx5

    jpx5 Legend

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    Very funny
     
  7. hdtvfan0001

    hdtvfan0001 Well-Known Member

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    Ouch... :lol:
     
  8. WVChops_SigTau

    WVChops_SigTau New Member

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    Ha Ha Ha Ha
     

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