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Kermit Jagger

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by HiPocket, Apr 25, 2002.

  1. HiPocket

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    Apr 25, 2002
    A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He
    can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is
    Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to
    get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."

    Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much
    he wants to borrow. The frog says $30,000. The teller
    asks his name and the frog says that his name is
    Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's
    OK, he knows the bank manager. Patti explains that
    $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he
    will need to secure some collateral against the loan.
    She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.

    The frog says, "Sure, I have this," and produces a
    tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall,
    bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patti
    explains that she'll have to consult with the manager
    and disappears into the back office. She finds the
    manager and says:
    "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who
    claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he
    wants to use this as collateral."
    She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the
    heck is this?"

    The bank manager looks back at her and says:

    (Ready?)
    "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a
    loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
     

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