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Kick Habit.

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by yosoyellobo, Sep 1, 2009.

  1. Sep 1, 2009 #1 of 15
    yosoyellobo

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    Two weeks with out any jokes. Happy to say that I have kick the joke habit. Thank God.
     
  2. Sep 1, 2009 #2 of 15
    naijai

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    We all went cold turkey :nono2:
    need more jokes
     
  3. Sep 1, 2009 #3 of 15
    Nick

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    A pig and a chicken go into a bar...
     
  4. Sep 2, 2009 #4 of 15
    audiomaster

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    Ok I'll bite.

    "The bartender says.....?

    Ok, whos next? Can't wait to see this thread in a couple weeks!!
     
  5. Sep 2, 2009 #5 of 15
    yosoyellobo

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    to the blond sitting in front of him...?
     
  6. Sep 2, 2009 #6 of 15
    Nick

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    "That's an ugly cow you have there..."
     
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    "To which the lawyer responds, ..."
     
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    "If you say 'That was no cow, that was my wife' I'll sue you for all you're worth."

    Jokes by committee generally don't work well :nono2:
     
  9. Sep 6, 2009 #9 of 15
    audiomaster

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    No, just shows how quick something can go downhill when a lawyer gets involved!!!
     
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    Hee hee hee hee!:lol:
     
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    Here I thought this was about punting nuns...
     
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    Did you hear the one about the man who opened a dry-cleaning business
    next door to the convent? He knocked on the door and asked the Mother
    Superior if she had any dirty habits.
     
  13. Nick

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    Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?
     
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    I didn't even know Mike had a hobby :D
     
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    A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar, and the bartender says

    "What is this, a joke?"
     

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