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Late for Work

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by jilardi2, Oct 9, 2009.

  1. jilardi2

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    Johnson, who always shows up for work on time, comes in an hour late, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent.

    "What happened to you?" his boss asks.

    "I fell down two flights of stairs," Johnson answers.

    "That took you a whole hour?"
     
  2. larryk

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    :scratch:
    I'm still waiting for the punchline...
     
  3. hdtvfan0001

    hdtvfan0001 DIRECTV A-Team

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    I think I had the same boss in a past life. :D
     
  4. roadrunner1782

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    I have one like that now!
     
  5. jkane

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    I am one like that! :eek2:

    Then I will go back and say something more. Have to make it funny first though.
     
  6. coldsteel

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    :box::blackeye:

    There's the punchline...
     

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