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Louisiana Party

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by John Corn, Jun 14, 2002.

  1. John Corn

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    A rich white guy in Louisiana decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Leroy, the token black guy in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

    Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women. At the height of the party, the rich white dude said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in."

    The words were barely out of the rich white dude's mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff like head butts and choke-holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the
    gator through the air like some kind of Japanese Judo instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it sink to the bottom like a Wal-Mart goldfish.

    Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the rich white guy says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars." "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.

    The rich white dude said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.

    The white dude said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche, a Rolex and some stock options?" The brother said "No." The confused rich white guy said, "Well, Leroy, then
    what do you want?"

    Leroy said, "I want the name of the S.O.B. who pushed me in the pool." :lol:
     

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