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Merlot

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by Ferenczy, Feb 24, 2009.

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  1. Ferenczy

    Ferenczy AllStar

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    A man is sitting in a restaurant and notices an unusually attractive woman
    sitting alone at a table. He asks the waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to her.

    So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.' ..and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read:

    'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and seven inches in your pants.'
    After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. It read:

    'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be. I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back.' ;)
     
  2. citico

    citico Legend

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    That's funny!!:lol:
     
  3. TSR

    TSR Legend

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    Feb 7, 2009
    Haha, now THAT is classic!
     
  4. motto

    motto New Member

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    Love this joke!!!
    Very funny!
     
  5. dave29

    dave29 New Member

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    Good one!
     

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