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nag, nag, nag

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by citico, Jul 16, 2010.

  1. citico

    citico Legend

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    > > An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day
    > trying to get a stay of execution . His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
    > >
    > > As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife
    > started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this?
    > Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and
    > on and on.
    > >
    > > Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar
    > ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long
    > hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic
    > remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.
    > >
    > > While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.
    > >
    > > Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go up stairs and give him the good news.
    > >
    > > As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the
    > sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.
    > >
    > > 'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.
    > >
    > > He whirled around and screamed, 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
    > WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'
    > >
    >
    >
     
  2. hdtvfan0001

    hdtvfan0001 Well-Known Member

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    !rolling !rolling !rolling
     
  3. matt

    matt New Member

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    nag nag nag ... more like sag sag sag!

    :lol:
     
  4. fluffybear

    fluffybear Hall Of Fame DBSTalk Club

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    Peachtree...
    +1
     
  5. Nick

    Nick Retired, part-time PITA DBSTalk Club

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    The...
    I bet they're swingers.
     
  6. hdtvfan0001

    hdtvfan0001 Well-Known Member

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    Pun received... :lol::lol::lol:
     

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