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Near Death Experience

Discussion in 'Laughter Is The Best Medicine' started by citico, Apr 16, 2010.

  1. citico

    citico Legend

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    A 54 year old woman had
    a heart attack and was taken to the hospital

    While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God
    she asked "Is my time up?"

    God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

    Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
    face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had
    someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since
    she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make
    the most of it.

    After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
    crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance

    Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
    another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
    ambulance?"

    God replied: "I didn't f @*#in' recognize you."
     
  2. Nick

    Nick Retired, part-time PITA DBSTalk Club

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    The...
    Would have been funnier without the expletive...it takes away from the punch line.
     
  3. coldsteel

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    Agreed. Ruined a good joke.
     
  4. naijai

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    Better like this
     
  5. billsharpe

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    Southern...
    Make that four people who prefer the cleaner version. :)

    Just noticed that the ad at the top of this page was for Advanced Laser Lipo. A coincidence? I think not!
     
  6. dbconsultant

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    Make that five people for the cleaner version! The first thing that struck me was "why did they need the expletive?" when the joke was funny on its own!
     
  7. curt8403

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    6 people
     
  8. tcusta00

    tcusta00 Active Member

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    Ok, I think he gets it: expletive not needed. Check.
     
  9. scroll

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    Period.
     
  10. jkane

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    I think the expletive makes it funnier!

    (Somebody had to say it.) :rolleyes:
     
  11. barryb

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    I liked it no matter how you want to say it.
     
  12. jacmyoung

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    Agreed! Somebody had to second that:)
     

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